Crumpler's Wack-O-Phone Messenger Bag for Laptops

Crumpler's bags over the years have managed to get themselves a reputation of durability and robustness. They claim that their "Chicken Tex" material protect their bags from inclement weather and assassination attempts. With bags like these, we can take on the world!

Wack-O-Phone
Features:

• Original 1000d fabric;
  
• waterproof ripstop lining, thick protective padding;
  
• removable and adjustable padded shoulder strap with 3rd leg stabiliser;
• internal zip pockets;
  
• external loop for pouch attachment;
  
• Quick Flick (tm) buckle & adjustable laptop sleeve.

Take note that these bags are not cheap. This model runs itself at AUS$200, which by comparison can buy you at least 6 other decent bags.
Need it? If I'm paranoid enough that bags under that price won't hold my stuff..
Want it? Err.. yea.. I bought it already... hahaha...